L B R N

a party in a box

sad June 28, 2009

Filed under: everyday — lbrn @ 11:10 pm

it’s sad that my grandfather asked me if i
had another website because i haven’t
written here since may.

i’m horrible for making poppi think
that i’ve been sharing things and telling
stories on an undisclosed blog.

no, poppi!!
i’ve just been the biggest slacker
EVER 

i apologize and hope to write much
more frequently.

for my first blog back in a long while
i’d like to share a little treat with you.

a photo

of a cat

who had an

unfortunate

haircut

whitney gave me this photo tonight
after church and i actually cried
real tears from laughing so hard.
i’m still roaring with laughter just
thinking about the picture. 

here’s the story:

a lady took her cat to be groomed.
for some reason she asked the
cat-stylist to cut a line down the cat’s
side and shorten the belly hair.
the groomer heard “like a lion.”

there are so many unanswered
questions here:

*why didn’t the cat-stylist clarify
and go over the cut with the owner?
*is this what she thinks a lion looks like?
*how ticked off do you think the cat is?
(the thought bubble calmly reads: i hate my life)
*does the cat-stylist hang this picture up
in her shop like pediatric nurses hang
pictures of their beloved former patients
on a bulletin board in the nurses lounge?

i hope the answer to that last one  is yes! 
everyone needs to see this!

photo

 

you’re welcome for this picture
and

goodnight.
you’ll be hearing from me again soon.

_______________

this just in!

wonderful whitney found the profile view of
the cat-lion.

now i can see where the groomer was thinking
lion, but the furry little ugg boots cut on the
cat are still the funniest part about the whole
thing.  i’m glad the groomer got the puff on
the end of the tail.  if you’re going lion, do it
right!  go big or go home!!!

catboobs

the cat still has a mixed look of
anger
and
surrender

this is a strong argument for
not
grooming
cats!